Goodbye 12, goodbye 13, hello...

...30? Ugh -- I declare a miscount.

Just for the record, I've already purchased the following items for myself in honor of my 30th birthday:

• My IPOD touch
• "Infinite Jest" by David Foster Wallace (unread)
• This cool computer cover

So, all of my fans out there, please cross those items off your list! Stay tuned for a recap later on...until then, I'm signing off for the last time as a twenty-something...